What’s the silliest thing you’ve done when you were drunk?
Misha Collins: I dropped a pumpkin off of a billboard onto Sunset Boulevard. I spent a night, I guess dancing on the top of a billboard—you know how billboards have catwalks and platforms on them? It’s actually not that hard to get up there. But that’s not—I just thought of the pumpkin because it’s Halloween. [..] Every night is a drunk night. Okay, fine. I’ll tell you this. I don’t care. I’m not ashamed—I am ashamed. Very ashamed.
So there’s a thing called “Santa Con” in Los Angeles. Everybody dresses up like Santa Claus—it’s a hundred people, we all dress up like Santa Claus, and we get on a double-decker bus and we go up to malls and terrorize the city. And everyone has flasks, and everyone is drunk. And it ruins a lot of young children’s lives. We went to this really posh mall in Pasadena a few years ago, and they had this big setup with Santa’s sleigh, and elves, and Santa Claus, and big piles of presents and people were paying money to get a picture taken with Santa. We stormed the set, and all of these children of course now are traumatized because they see not one, but several dozens Santa Clauses, some of whom were inebriated, one of whom took his pants off. Well, no, we were all inebriated, but only one was arrested in that little incident for taking his pants off in front of little children. Anyway, long story short, I found myself in Union Station LA, having pissed myself in my Santa suit because I couldn’t get out of it in time.