А я такое прочитал!
AU robot!fic.
Summary: Dean takes his first steps into the 22nd century with his very own P.A.L., the most sophisticated robot on the market. One programming muddle later, he finds himself stuck with a contrary, stiff robot who doesn't quite know how to act human.

блиа,, 90% того, что я читаю - АУ

Это того стоило, хотя бы ради этой фразы:
Sam, I swear, that thing is smiling so hard it’s going to pick up a butcher knife and come after me in my sleep.
это вот это только с ещё более маньячной улыбкой


и я просто не могу не вставить и эту цитату!11
There was a muffled sound from the other end of the phone. Then, Castiel said, “Why should I buy your toothpaste?” Pause. “I do not approve of this secret ingredient. Blindingly white teeth could be hazardous to other people’s vision. In addition, how can teeth be transformed into diamonds?”

@темы: Dean/Castiel, Dean, I wanna do bad things with you, ОЛОЛО, Это не лечится, Castiel